Flash. If this is not “true,” I would be accused of making it up, or of posting “fake news.” But this is really “true”. Readers of this site have been avidly following the regular weekly news of the American capture of senior Zarqawi “aides” throughout Iraq. We reported on the last capture of a senior Zarqawi aide only a few days ago. Not to be outdone, today Jordan delighted the world by announcing the capture of a “senior Zarqawi aide.” Stay tuned. I now expect regular news of Jordanian arrest of senior Zarqawi aides. I will not be surprised if Arab governments follow suit, and they also start announcing arrest of senior Zarqawi aides. Wait; I see some movement in my backyard here in California. Could that be a…senior Zarqawi aide? Help.